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snoopdogg420: sorry-dong-dong: holy shit, japanese vines REALLY are next level how this gonna be the first time i see an embedded vine on this website
thechelhellbunny: Butt. Also, a note- I’ve been getting a lot of flack lately thru messages saying that I “don’t give a shit anymore” and griefing me for not posting. I’m sorry, but I’m only human. I go through moody times where I feel no
tin-sfm: Second request, not really happy with how it came out but don’t have much time to fix it. Also too lazy to animate the jigglebones so I just left them as is. Sorry its shit :^(Gfycat / MaxFile
princelucas: ismaloves1day: hemmo199: dreambig-hemmo: inlovewiththeseidiots: 5sex5sos: ahhh not risking it! SERIOUSLY SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS SHIT IV SEEN THIS LIKE 5 TIMES IN ONE DAY ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SORRY I RISK NOTHING BYE
asklickylick:HOLY SHIT I FINALLY UPDATED WOW.hehehehe sorry it took so long..Askers:Ask-UGLovestory WriterAsk Midnight Grace((6 questions left)) (And here are UG and Licky having their fun little arguments again, it may look serious, but its not XD)
thegestianpoet:asianmovie: Quirky Guys and Gals (2011) i;m sorry but this is the first time i have noticed that the girl in green is just eating an entire snow crab for lunch i’m losing my shit
realgirlsmasturbate: yourknottygirl: my roommate went to work for the first time in like 2 weeks! hehehe i jacked his mac! sorry for the shit quality and the poor lighting…i had other things on my mind ;) i looooove the cum in my asshole at the end!
tinattickles: “Oh, um, shit, I think I just, mmmm, yeah, um, sorry, it kind of snuck up on me. I came inside you.” “What!?! Damn it! I told you I wasn’t on birth control and it’s my most fertile time! You were supposed to
Dude… what are you doing? Oh shit! Fuck man! Do you ever knock? Sorry… but WTF? Is that cum? Yeah… I was having some alone time… I would have helped out! Does it look like I needed help? Looks like you need some
dippinfan: actionbuddy: “Shit… Sorry, Officer, I think my ID is in the car.” Visit the archives the next time you’re auditioning the hand puppet.http://www.dippinfan.tumblr.com/archive
the-gasoline-station: America 1968 2015TIME’s Baltimore Cover With Aspiring Photographer Devin AllenSource: TIME Sorry gotta b real for a sec…..when the Fuck is this shit gonna stop? For real like chill out and smoke, Fuck, scream, yell….
So in DND my party got shrunken down and put into a dollhouse nightclub and had no clue what was going on until charlie and sam found them and charlie being the lil shit he is HAS to pick the house up and mess with itwhile it didnt last long it was really
Christ honey. I’m sorry things got so crazy in the club. I know it wasn’t quite what you expected. Our first time clubbing, right? Holy shit, we got way too carried away. But I mean, you can’t be too shocked, right? You know how things have been
Sorry about the lack of fanart—my studio art has been sucking up all my free time! Speaking of which, I just had an epic printer fail (and a mild tantrum) earlier, so… Does anyone know good resources for how to use Lutradur Mixed Media Sheets
sorry this blog is kind of dead right now. i’ll try to post more moving into the next few weeks however holiday time is a bit shit for me.
awakeningavalon: babyinthegutter: every time my mood drops, it’s like i can hear everyone around me sigh a silent exasperated sigh of, “not again” i promise that i am just as sick and tired of it as you are This is the realest shit I ever read.
Ive been asked this quite a few times for some reason lol…….I DONT HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST HER (or Meulin), tho shes not really one of my favsI DID DRAW HER ONCE THOI drew this last april tho, so kind of old as balls, but still countHonestly
malachite scribblesher proportions are getting more and more extreme every time I draw her
pearls, also more log date doodles cause Ive watched that episode 50 billion times now
tfw you realize you have pretty much all the symptoms for heart disease and you’ve just been scared to look it up the whole time
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
vixyhoovesmod: to my new followers, i’m sorry already… i post alot of dumb shit sometimes…. XDi do post new art from time to time though… today will be one of those days!also its nsfw alot of times <,<so sorry ahead of time… but tbh…
anti-sjws spend so much time criticizing the ~social justice community on Tumblr~ you’d think they’d… you know. get off the website and do social justice the way they think it should be done.
I’m trying to watch Haikyu!! But its also making me think of my ex so its kind of making me feel like shit…
lucazade: also, i want to apologize to people whose messages were ever ignored by me or took me ages to reply to. i have no excuses, i’m just shit at communicating and a lot of time get stuck in my own head, postpone replying and then either forget
Back to work. =w=And thus I get to type weird shit here that I read on WP forums cause I’m bored.So, some idiot asked if guillotine crosses would be OP if they could equip a dagger AND a shield at the same time with their offhand. You… wait
shootingstarhunter:thegestianpoet:asianmovie: Quirky Guys and Gals (2011) i;m sorry but this is the first time i have noticed that the girl in green is just eating an entire snow crab for lunch i’m losing my shit Every time I see something like this,
bitemypenis: i’m sorry sir i didn’t have time to do my essay i discovered a new band
crunchthedeerstroyer: humunanunga: When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out, Okay, so very recently, I was cashiering for Publix, and it was late at night, and I actually didn’t wanna be there, go figure. So this woman walks
kitjoestar13 replied to your post “tfw ppl ask u to play ana just bc mercy isn’t meta………………………………………..” How is Mercy not meta. I bet you they’d be like “OH SHIT REZ!” One time
sakusa-chan: Yuuri and Victor || Yuri!!! on Ice ep. 01
marfmellow: howtobeterrell: I dont fuck with Keke anymore. Im very sorry. this is some hella new black shit. Ughhhh Somebody talk to her, she young and naive. With time she’ll learn. It’s still ignorant as fuck to say that tho.
inaudible-reign: lemonsharks: star-anise: twentiesordie: freegucci: Me: No one is hiring me Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info
shynii: Jean: *blows out the candles* Mikasa: What did you wish for Jean: For everyone to stop dying
tomfighter: this can also apply to “talk shit about loki” “did u said desserts?” “another marvel movie?” “i forget to say 100 times sorry” lol
chilchuckdewey:catboyanthem:catboyanthem:chilchuckdewey:sorry for being so weird it’s my first time being aliveNOT sorry for being so weird it’s my ONLY time being aliveyou can do whatever you want foreverhell yes. realest shit ever said
time-lordd: saiktaru: vagin0: disneyprincessoflyrian: books-and-cookies: alexbelvocal: ultravioletnights: i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live… What
personalpinkpale: hungrywhitemale: if i had a dollar for each time i was let down by the government i’d be rich enough to fund an entire presidential campaign despite being having literally no relevant skill set like donald trump Sorry to intrude..
reason:instinct
outcastsuggestion:i’m sorry i’m sad a lot it just gets really hard to be alive all the time
There are so many of y'all I wish I were friends with irl. You guys are such rad people and I want to talk to you, but I always feel like a dummy when I try to message you guys/comment on the shit you post so I don’t most of the time. Anyway all
tardis-in-purgatory: trans-par-en-cy: TRANSPARENT wow this is shit…. but it took a long time sorry I couldn’t not post it :p JAAAWN JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN JAWN
10knotes: trans-par-en-cy: TRANSPARENT wow this is shit…. but it took a long time sorry I couldn’t not post it :p Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
burninggreen: myownsundays: briderbigny: hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight: sorry tumblr Too high for this shit Not even high and this shit is bananas holy shit
trans-par-en-cy: TRANSPARENT wow this is shit…. but it took a long time sorry I couldn’t not post it :p
bitchylesbian: I preach body positivity all the fucking time but when it comes to liking my own body I’m shit
kuro-tokyo: scared the shit out of me every time I interrupt the usual stream of delicious porn found on my blog to share something so true that I could not not reblog it.…man I hated that THX noise.
I’m sorry I don’t tag my shit. I’ll try from now on. K? K.
spiritracks: windyrainbows: and then it stops. like “OOPS I RAN OVER A KID” ‘oh shit is that the hero of time sorry man i totally didn’t see you there you okay you need a ride to the hospital or anything’
tmi I’m sorry I’m not sorry
honktass-buttnutt: im rereading homestuck and i got 2 say. every time john draws something he adds a little “(sorry it sucks!)” or “(it’s shit, sorry!!)” or “(not very good)” and it just shatters my heart every timejohn i love you and
barbielikesdicks: teenager: alwaysinsearchoflight: Earth’s time remaining sorry this isnt transparent but this is fucking creepy holy shit it actually is counting down the time until our death omg…lol
how I wanted my tablet to get here soon, why the shipping has to take so much time D:
